Celeb Jones Is Here
March 20, 2008 by jc
CELEB JONES IS HERE!!!!
Celeb Jones is a new site that is picking up where Tasteful Society left off. Off Kardashians ass and pretty much in your face. Show it the same love you have shown Society.
Lindsay Lohan Nude!
February 18, 2008 by jcClick the link to check it out!
Scarlett Might Be Engaged
January 21, 2008 by jc
Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds might be getting engaged soon.
Her rep is denying it, but a very good source tells me we can soon expect an engagement announcement from actors Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett Johansson.
The couple have been an item for almost a year. Reynolds ended his engagement to fellow Canadian Alanis Morissette last February, and by April he was spotted on a date with Johansson at the Odeon in Tribeca, looking very much in love.
I’m not just a Scarlett fan, but also a fan of the upgrade factor. I’m pretty sure upgrading from Alanis Morissette to Scarlett Johansson is the same as upgrading to getting laid by the hottest chick on prom night instead of taking your sister. And believe me, no one should want to bone their sister. You, you, you oughta know…
Pam And Her Bad Boys
January 21, 2008 by jc
Pamela Anderson is offering a $28,000 scholarship to Bay Point Schools for troubled youth in Miami.
“I have a soft spot for bad boys,” she told the jam-packed ALL-STAR Gala Saturday night in South Beach as she pledged the cash.
Tommy Lee, Kid Rock and Rick Salomon. No Pam, I think your soft spot is for bad boys and their cocks. Lets just hope the fine leaders of Bay Point schools know the difference or we could end up with some preeeetty pissed off parents.
Just Call Me Angel Of The Morning…
January 16, 2008 by jc
Seems like a rough night for sweet Lindsay. I bet the room smelled like stale cigarettes, jager and somewhat cunty.
Queen Latifah Don’t Take No Shit
January 16, 2008 by jc
Queen Latifah is firing back at the media saying that one her New Year’s resolution to “get legal” with anyone who prints lies about her. And she’s ready to get tough with them.
She tells WENN, “They are actually starting to piss me off. I haven’t been brutalized like some people… but you feel taken advantage of. This year, if somebody prints something about me, I’m ready to take it to their ass because it’s just not fair. I’m tired of hearing from my family members, `Did you say this?’ When somebody calls my family, that’s what concerns me. I have little brothers and sisters and nieces and nephews who are not so media savvy as me. They are not so thick skinned with this business, so these reports bother them. That’s when I really want to go for somebody’s throat, legally with lawyers and all. And I will.”
Well good for you Queen Latifah. It’s about time someone takes a stand against all the lies the media throws out there for everyone to believe. It’s about time we now have someone to look up to that will fight for their reputation. Good for you.
Queen Latifah likes to push senior citizens into traffic. Man, I was scared even typing that.
Monday At The Office
January 14, 2008 by jc
Britney Is British
January 14, 2008 by jc
It’s rumored that when Britney was hospitalized last week or two weeks ago, i really don’t give a shit anymore, she spoke with a British accent. No significant proof though. Until now. Miss “I’m fucking over it” has shown herself to the public and seems to be here to stay. Does this make Britney charming and cute as a button? Kind of. I am high as kite right now? Pooossibly.
Amy Goes Platinum
January 12, 2008 by jc
Amy Winehouse. I guess she’s a blonde now. Fantastic. The more I look at Amy the more she reminds me of my high school prom date Sara Beason. Sure, I stole her from the morgue and ok, I only got to second base…it was still a magical night under the sea.
Megan Likes Sex. Alot.
January 7, 2008 by jc
Megan Fox and her view on sex.
I really enjoy having sex, and that’s offensive to some people. Women are the quickest to call other women sluts, which I think is sad. I haven’t met a lot of men who have said, ‘You like having sex? What a dirty whore you are.’ “…”I’m young and have a lot of hormones - I’m always in the mood! But I like sex with one person when I’m in a relationship. Sex with random people who I’ve met at clubs is not really my thing.”
Fantastic. Seriously, outstanding Megan. And thank you for sharing this wonderful news. Now exactly every man on earth can fantasize that you are on top of them and not Tina, the kinda cute kinda retarded friend. Now if you will excuse me, I need to go bang her you.
